We have such dirty minds

What up ding bats? Have you guys found the answer to your strange and disgusted minds? I bet you haven't but don't worry we all have those days, but maybe thats what makes some of us different, maybe that is why some human species live like pedaphiles and the rest of us live in terror each day like victims. So really, life = that you are either a pedaphile or a victim?

Anywho, today was quite dunky, I got a bit dirty and a bit sweaty......ummm I did abit of gardening!!!!!! Oh yes I enjoyed each minute in the afternoon sun whilst listening to the sweet words of Adam Green, oh so sweet, just like mandarin lips. Then trailed off to the pizza land, and you could only think of the best pizza in town, Eggplant pizza - it was eggsalent!!!! AND THEN TO CONCLUDE THE DUNKY DAY, WE ALL CELEBRATED IN COOKIE DOUGH FIGHTS AND ONLY ONE COULD WIN. The winner was.............. that little inner cookie satan inside of you. So thats all for tonight untill tomorrow has to bring. Come along again for my eventful journeys.

Mexican Model xx

Wrinkles don't define us, but DIMPLES do!!!

HIGHLANDS OF THE GREAT SOUTHERN LAND, WE STAND SUPPORTIVE AND NEVER REJOICE BUT STAND OUR GROUND, AND EAT ORANGES BY CHOICE.

Playing elderly sport is not as bad as you would think. Smelling the new fresh scenery, eating nutritional cherry bars, snapping some zaveet selfies of pink golf balls ;) whilst checking out the occasional hawt 80 year old, yeh GOLF is the sport to definetly part take-in. So the story and the glory is that today was quite event-ful, I played some gold GOLF, checked out a budha book shop, ate a gluten-free brownie, watched some dreamie old films, sailed towards home, slept and had a dream about good-looking pirates taking over brisbane due to the floods, ate fush and chups and currently drinking ginger beer!!! My life as a child is slowy developing into a bigger life and trembling the waters of womanhood and never-the-less the question still remains in my contemporary heart, WHY DO SOME SPECIES GET THE PLEASURE TO WALK AND SWIM AND OTHERS HAVE TO DROWN OR DIE IN SEEKING FOR ABSOLUTE FREEDOM?

MEXICAN MODEL XX

HE ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP

Your youth will die young

Tonight we let our children run home with the next door neighbours cat and dog. Tonight we never turn back on our promise and tonight we steal the booze from the pub. Tonight is dangerous but tonight we learn to love. The official rules of life and the unstoppables of persperation. Let me tell you a wee bit about myself.

I am just me, I talk, I HEAR,I EAT,I SLEEP,I SMELL, I LICK,I SHOP, I LIE,I TELL THE TRUTH, I GET SOMETIMES REALLY EMOTIONAL,I slurrrrp,I SUCK, I CHEW, I AM COMPETITIVE, I AM A QUARTER CHINESE,but want to be mexican, I AM SELFISH OCCASIONIALLY, I LIKE TO WIN, I PLAY SPORTS,I COX, I EAT GNOCCI, I WISH FOR YOU AND ME TO GET TOGETHER, I DONT LIKE SOME PEOPLE BUT THEN BECOME REALLY CLOSE WITH THOSE PEOPLE, I CAN BE STRANGE BUT THAT IS WHY YOU LIKE ME, I AM SHORT AND A BIT PUDGY...., I LIKE TO EAT YOU, I DANCE, I WANT A JOB THAT PAYS THE RENT, I WANNA BE EXTREMELY FAMOUS AND HAVE A HOUSE ON A HILL, I don't like killer whales, I love curling...well i use to love it, I sometimes pretend to be in a loving family with big papa and big mama and ma sister sal and ma bro mal, i like raw,cooked,fried,teriyaki,poached?,and heated SALMON, I like perfectly structured jaws, I reallly adore my friends but never really quite sure if they adore me as i do,i like soccer lesbians because they are so different but no need to stress i am not a womans woman i am a mans woman tribut=K.W. i like GLASSES, i like moldy peaches, I like ADAM GREEN, I LIKE ZOOEY DESCHANEL, I LIKE KIMYA DAWSON, I LIKE ELLEN PAIGE, I LIKE ASIAN AND AFRICAN BABIES, I LIKE RUBIX CUBES, I LIKE SHAVED HEADs BUT WOULD PREFER AN AFRICAN AFRO AND I AM ME.

I really want to make the world smile again and make my surroundings SMILE AGAIN

MEXICAN MODEL XX

Corrupted Feelings

Part 2 - The New beginning
I never realised how life can change on such a simple decision. Take baking a cake for example, and you want to make a chocolate cake, but you have no chocolate. Well then you decide to bake a strawberry cake because you realise a week ago you had strawberries in the fridge, but then just as you mix the strawberries in, you realize that the strawberries are all mouldy and gooey and just revolting.....Well this is just spanking,old LIFE. My decisions, thoughts, feelings and sometimes the occasional and not thinking what i am saying lies, cost me everything I really live for....which is my FRIENDS and CLOGS.

For about my whole existance on earth, I have never really had a "normal" living, (well whatever you define as normal), my life has always been fruit salad (because come on a salad means there is lettuce in it not blueberries). But the beauty about technology, blogs and so forth is that you can say your most inner feelings and millions of strangers and creepies will acknoledge your desperate cries, but not have a care in the world. This blog is really a cry, a cry for me, and a cry for nobody who cares. This blog will keep me sane. bye....but dont worry hunny buns I live for drama - Mexican Model xx

Time will end...and so will my love

Part 1 - The New Beginning
As I stay uplate wondering how the world surrounds such little people and think what a kid like me has to say, I come to a conclusion. This blog will not be like the average la-de-da blogs with the indie look and the uberexcitingthrillingprettybeautiful cool effects or the really flattering pictures of people but an actual heart to heart, and NO pretty photo editing, but basically a REAL BLOG!!! I might show pictures, I might once in a while actually try to have model-like photos, but for now this blog will be like a story of my life.....welll...so far. Someday, you will find that day, and then, that day, will turn into tomorrow, but, as long as, the future is yours, you have nothing to worry about. Love for now, your almost famous Mexican Model xx

Sombrero Lady

Moustache Woman, how can hairy women be so beautiful?

Imagine sitting down in your own little pina-colada hut, smoking tobacco and listening to the waves crashig up against the summer rocks, this is my dedication to mexican life!!!!!!!!!

Can you feel the love? Can you feel the heat? Can you feel your heart racing?........ Well babay that's mexican models for you!!!!

That one time......

Someone may have stolen your dream when it was young and fresh and you were innocent. Anger is natural. Grief is appropriate. Healing is mandatory. Restoration is possible.